Rob –

A man of action and tender love making. Can punch through solid oak, but only if the oak has wronged him. Writes in non-italics. Occasionally known by his other moniker – “The Navigator”. Makes his living by composing the music for energy drink commercials.

James –

Often known as “The Jumper”, can leap over a cow in a single bound. After eating certain foods, he becomes so virile he can fertilise trees. As been known to make bread with his thoughts. Writes in italics